women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship
(via damn)
no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me
(via lifeisabowlofbullshit)
someone: capitalism is a rational economic system
a bank: hi i noticed you don’t have any money in your account, so I’m going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money
(via we-kant-even)
